Sunday, January 29, 2012

FUCK YOU!!! STARBUCKS JAPAN


I am waaaay overdue for a rant. But after spending about $400 a month for the last 10 years at Starbucks Japan, this pissed me off! Fuck You!! Starbucks Japan!
There are some things I love about Japan...and some things that make me question how I've managed to stay here so long. Today I had one of the former experiences.


For those of you who have never been to Japan, you'll learn about a minute after you step off the plane that Japanese society loves rules. In fact, rules play a larger part in day-to-day life than pesky things like, say, emotions, compassion, or common sense. This is hard to take for most non-Japanese. In every other country you will visit, rules do matter, but there are always exceptions. Not in Japan.

But perhaps the main situation that occasions some rule breaking is in business. In most countries, stores and companies are willing to wheel and deal a bit, as long as it means a sale for them and nobody gets killed in the process. Not in Japan. I was even once refused a cappuccino because it wasn't on the menu...although they had espresso and steamed milk on the menu. The mind boggles...

Which brings me to today. At my local Starbucks in Chiba, I wanted to buy a tumbler mug as a present for a friend abroad. Since the free-coffee ticket inside can't be used abroad, and since I don't want to soil the tumbler mug, I asked to take the coffee in a regular mug. Panic!!! A flurry of activity as people ask each other if this is, indeed, the mortal sin that they all believe it to be.

No! You can only have it in the tumbler mug. And an $18 mug, I might add. It ain't cheap!!


Stern looks from all the employees who usually jump around like tail-wagging puppies when I walk in. They can't believe that I want to do this. Or rather, they can't believe that I don't just take "No" as an answer. Smoke starts to appear from the rivets in their necks as their CPUs try to work overtime to figure out how to deal with this as I push the issue.

More explanation from me. Some employees suck in air, which is the Japanese symbol for "This is beyond my pay grade, so fuck off."

In the end, I put down the mug and say, "Forget it."

Eventually, I'll find some employee or manager who has a soul and convince them of the merits of letting me be stupid enough to give them $18 for a $1 plastic mug and take my coffee in a regular mug. I might even buy them a coffee. But for now...

FUCK YOU STARBUCKS JAPAN
You suck ass! 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A Comic Look at Radiation Awareness in Japan


You don't hear much about radiation day to day in Japan. People around the Tokyo area don't seem to care much. But my local resident's newspaper has something to say about it.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

My Free Beer in Japan. The wee things in life...


As much as I complain about corporate Japan, Japanese people remind me from time to time why I'm still here after almost 20 years. As usual, the way to my heart is through alcohol.
Tonight I worked VERY late --till 3am-- at the local MacDonalds finishing up some editing. I don't work tomorrow, so on the way home I figured I'd earned a few glasses of red. I stopped in at the convenience store and got a bottle of Chianti.

As they often do, there was a "chuusen" (抽選) -- a lottery where you stick your hand in a box, pull out a card, and you either lose, or you win a beer (if you choose the alcohol option, which, of course, I always do). I lost.

Not to worry.

The owner, who knows that I always go to that convenience store rather than the 2 others in the area, reaches in the box, pulls out a handful of cards and finds a winner for me. And this is the beer.


It was a small gesture. But in Japan, which is a decidedly anti-social place, small gestures seem like so much more. Japanese people are very nice, indeed.

Campai! 乾杯!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Is Starbucks Japan Milk Radioactive? Shhhh....It's a Secret!!!

Radiation is being found throughout the food chain in Japan, including milk products. It's therefore reasonable to ask a company that sells milk-based products to ensure that its food supply is radiation free. I asked Starbucks Japan. They ain't tellin'.

The March 11 earthquake and tsunami in Japan precipitated a nuclear meltdown and major release of radiation from the Fukushima Dai Ichi reactor. Since that event, radioactive cesium has been detected in many branches of the Japanese food chain. In the early days, this radiation was mostly on vegetables and could be washed off.

Now, however, this contaminated vegetable matter is finding its way into the feed used for livestock. As a result, radiation is accumulating in byproducts of your friendly neighborhood cow, including beef and yoghurt due to contaminated milk (these links go to the English pages of a Japanese watchdog site). If you tend to be unlucky and you eat these foods, you could also be ingesting a few becquerels of radiation.

When it comes to radiation, the most dangerous thing you can do is to eat it. A few cesium radionuclides stuck in your body can ruin your whole day. In fact, it can end your life. With enough of these radioactive particles irradiating the surrounding cells, you can develop a cancer -- particularly if they are stuck in one part of your body for any length of time. And let's not forget heart disease, Alzheimer's, autism and other diseases that have been linked to radiation damage as a cause or accelerator. So there really is no acceptable level when it comes to the radiation in food, in spite of what the Japanese government would have us believe. 

And this brings us to Starbucks Japan. Last week I ordered a cappuccino at one of the Chiba City locations. I half jokingly asked if the milk was safe. The barrista said, "大丈夫でしょう"...It's probably alright, isn't it? She looked at the carton and found that the milk was from Ibaraki.  

Hmmm....Ibaraki. That's right between me and the Fukushima reactor. As the radiation map below shows,  Ibaraki has enough radiation hotspots to make me wonder if the cows that are squirting out my cappuccino milk aren't just a tad radioactive.

Don't raise your cows near those yellow dots! :)
Next, I asked the girl if the milk was, you know, safe and not going to give me cancer. Specifically, I asked if Starbucks Japan had issued any briefs that they had checked their milk supply. I was looking for some guarantee that the milk was safe. "I don't know," she said. "The company hasn't told us anything."

Since they don't know at the stores, I looked to the company for answers. On both their Japanese and English website pages, there is no mention at all about food safety. They do, however, provide Investor Relations data right in their top-level news feed (in red, below). But no specific information on what they are doing to ensure radiation-free cappuccino.

The Starbucks home page is great for investors curious about the latest blend.

So I think..."Well, maybe they had the information on the website, but it's been taken down... Ok, I'll write and ask them directly." I looked, but all I could find were phone numbers you can call between 10 and 6PM, Mon-Fri and a FAX number (who the heck uses a FAX anymore?). But there is no online customer support at Starbucks Japan. There's just no way to email them with a concern.

I think this has to do with the fact that the written word carries much more weight than conversation. It's not easy to dodge a written complaint or question. A phone call, on the other hand, is easy to dodge. The operators just tell you, "We are not at liberty to give that information" (The answer I got from Saizeriya when I called to ask about a carbo count). While a wasted phone call just pisses people off and is lost forever, a written letter can be posted, well, on a blog for example. Anyway, I wanted to get this as a written record, so I didn't call.

Next up was Twitter. Starbucks Japan has a Twitter feed that they use to tell you of new blends and other bling they have in stores. Emphasis on the word tell. They don't seem to use their Twitter account as a way to dialogue with customers. Nevertheless, I sent the following two direct tweets a week ago. I have had no reply... I guess the idea is that if they stay realllllly quiet about the radiation, I'll forget and not ask again.

Below is the first tweet. In it, I explain that I asked a staff member about the possibility of cesium in the milk. I then ask Starbucks Japan if their milk is safe and if they have tested it (click image to supersize).


This next tweet was just because I hate to be ignored. This tweet gives a link to news of the radioactive, glow-in-the-dark yoghurt being sold in Japan. And I ask, again, is Starbucks Japan milk OK?


Still no reply...I'm starting to feel like the stinky kid in class that nobody wants to talk to... 

So, as it stands, the official line on food safety for Starbucks Japan seems to be...they have no official line. Instead, they take the government's position which is if they mostly ignore the issue and keep people busy with new products, that the radiation issue will be overlooked. Profits will not suffer. People might get sick, but it's not really the government's or companies' or farmers' faults...it's just an inescapable fact that we have to live with radiation.

Well, in fact, we don't have to. We can test the food chain more comprehensively. But it will cost a lot of money...assuming that people push companies and the government hard enough to take some profit and channel it to this form of consumer protection and information.

Starbucks Japan is not alone in having this kind of "push" marketing philosophy -- the philosophy that the company just feeds you the information they feel like giving you... and you can either accept what they say and buy the product, or you can fuck off. In fact, this strategy is the norm in Japan. Many companies simply do not support online written dialogue with customers. Hell, Gold's Gym Japan wouldn't even give me a contact email address when I asked at the gym. It's like the most well guarded secret in the company. Service-based industries in Japan are, ironically, the worst for customer service.

To Starbucks' credit, they do have customer input forms you can handwrite and submit in the stores, but this is still not the same thing as being truly open to customer concerns. Most customers don't just want to tell a concern, they want the company to answer with what they plan to do to fix the problem. But not everybody wants to spend 20 minutes trying to call the one and only customer service line available in Japan. In any case, a phone call can only yield stock answers. Fielding a customer concern usually means somebody has to check facts, talk to others in the company, and sometimes produce results. This is not likely to happen when speaking with a hourly-employed customer-service rep.

Twitter and Facebook is now where most savvy companies dialogue with loyal customers, although that has yet to catch on in Japan. A look at the Starbucks Japan page on Facebook shows that customers use it to post photos of coffee, etc. All the posts seem positive. This is typical in Japan. People just don't seem to bitch online like they do everywhere else. Or maybe they do, but Starbucks Japan deletes negative posts. Who knows. But where Starbucks Japan clearly fails is that there seems to be no digital portal at all for asking in writing about product safety.

Starbucks Japan, if you are reading this, I know from one location manager that in-store sales of milk-based products have suffered due to concerns about radiation in milk. Why do you think this is? Of course it's because people are worried. And why are they worried? Because they have no concrete information.

Customers want to trust you...but you first have to TALK to your customers frankly, honestly and directly. Provide clear and up-to-date information on your website. If you have spent money to regularly test all of your milk supplies, then TELL US. If you haven't been checking your milk supply, then it's time to start!

If you show people that you are LEGITIMATELY testing your products and not just hoping that the government will do it for you (they won't), then people will TRUST you and BUY your products. Don't just hide from the customer's voice and hope it will all go away. The voice will remain. But customers might not.

And stop ignoring customers with legitimate concerns!!

Finally, for the record, I've been a loyal Starbucks patron for years. In fact, I'm sitting outside of my local Starbucks as I write this. So I hope you do the right thing and help protect me and your other loyal customers from the increasing threat of radiation in Japan.

Thanks for reading. :)

Let's all try to pull our heads from the sand and our asses when it comes to the radiation issue :)

Sunday, August 07, 2011

A Local Summer Matsuri in Japan

Since my last video was my last working day...here's my last night in Japan.

I had been out working at Starbucks and headed home to finish packing. Then I heard the distinctive sounds of my local summer festival. The summer 祭り...matsuri!!

Matsuris are a combination of drinking, eating and traditional drums (Taiko - 太鼓) and dancing. Japan is a fairly anti-social place most of the year. But at Matsuri, everybody talks to everybody. So it's always a great time.



One of the songs playing in the video I remembered from my first matsuri 19 years ago. Back then I'd get more involved. I'd drink Japanese sake straight from the bottle with the local old Japanese dudes, and they'd eventually drag me, the token gaijin in the village, up on stage to dance. Even now, as a Westerner, you stand out and get noticed at these things. So it's easy to meet people.

Hope you like the footage!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

My 3.5 seconds of fame. Being a movie extra in Japan.

This is actually something that happened a few years ago. I was asked to help out as an extra on a Japanese movie, 純喫茶磯辺. Anything is worth trying once...once and never again. But at least I got my 3.5 seconds of fame...2 seconds of which was just the camera panning along my huge nose.
A few years ago I was out for beers with one of my publishers and two girls stopped us on the street. They were desperately looking for some "gaijin" (foreigner) extras to be in a movie. The name of the movie was "Jyun Kissa Isobe" (純喫茶磯辺). It was going to be a long day of essentially free work, but my editor buddy Yoshi knew the actor and their company and said it was legit...I was off the next day...so why not. "Yes," I said.

The next day I met up with the two women scouts and the 3 other foreign guys who would also be in the VERY short scene. After lunch, we were taken to the location, which was a basement level "izakaya" (kind of a Japanese pub) just up the street.

It was strange. ALL of the extras they needed for the day were sitting squished up against the walls while the staff ran around setting up the lights and stuff. I was with one of the producers who was ultra cool. He apologized for the delays. He said it was because of the budget, which only afforded them one camera. The director seemed to have his head in the clouds a bit and seemed to be making decisions as he went along -- nobody really seemed to have a clear plan of what was going on. Which is probably why it took 12 hours to make a simple scene. Luckily, we 4 gave an Academy performance (Insert laugh track here).

Here's the clip...Free beers if you can spot me...



The main actor guy is a fairly well known "tarento" named Miyasako Hiroyuki. They say "tarento" based on the word "talent" in English. Which is pretty funny, since an extremely small percentage of tarento actually have any real talent. Most of them have what is known as an "uri" -- a salespoint. It's usually some idiotic look or catchphrase that people can copy and forget that there's no talent underlying the uri. On set, he was pretty arrogant and basically ignored everybody except the 3 actors he was working with. Seemed a bit of a douchebag really.

Other than him and the directionless director, most people on the set were cool. The guy playing the waiter you see in the clip was awesome. He's actually an ice hockey player off set and a super nice guy. The lighting people and all of the extras around us were pretty cool as well. And of course, the women who had invited me to help out were fantastic with almost perfect English.

At the end, the actress who played the main female role, Kumiko Aso, asked if we wanted to take a "kinen shashin" -- a photo to remember them by. It was a nice gesture, considering the old Italian dude in the scene kept taking flash photos even during the filming -- can't believe they didn't get the guy playing the yakuza looking extra role to knock his teeth out. So it was a nice end to a long, but pretty informative and interesting day at the movies.



Disclaimer: No actors or extras were injured or abused in the making of this movie. ..That red punch mark on Kumiko's face is make up from a previous scene.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Green Japan: Driving to Kamogawa, Chiba

Japan is Green, and I don't mean Eco. As you'll see on this drive down the Boso Peninsula (房総半島), there is more to Japan than crowded neon lit streets.

Last weekend it was my turn to attend an English camp in the hills of South Chiba. I love the drive because it's incredibly green...and it's an excuse to stop at every convenience store I find along the way for snacks and ice cream (road-trip rules).

I took a few video clips on the way. It mostly sucks, but at least you can see what it's like here. And you gotta love the "genki" students at the end of the vid. This camp was for some visiting high school students who will be going to study abroad soon. They were AWESOME. You kind of lose hope in Japan since you constantly deal with people who have studied English for 8 years and still can't make a complete sentence. But this group learned so fast and they used English all the time. It was a ton of fun!




Boso Peninsula, Chiba
If you are in Tokyo and want to escape the rush for a bit, then get your ass down to the Boso Peninsula. Here's a map of the area. Click here for the interactive version with info.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Japan Nuclear Crisis...Part 2, coming soon to a reactor near you!

This NY Times headline says what most of us in Japan already know -- that the corruption and lack of regulation of nuclear power stations such as the Fukushima Dai Ichi plant (map) is probably to blame for this current radiation leak and near complete disaster. And more will probably follow.

Be sure to check out the quake map video at the bottom!

Japanese Officials Ignored or Concealed Dangers.

The title of this article says it all. It was in the NY Times online May 17, 2011. It talks about a pattern of ignored warnings or defeated lawsuits attempting to shut down dangerous reactors by the power companies and the Japanese government.


This article comes as no surprise to anyone in Japan. Nobody trusts "officials" or the big corporations. How can we after repeated scandals where a company will typically deny some obvious wrongdoing, like tainted milk for example, until a few people die and it's proven beyond a doubt that the company was responsible. Then a few CEOs cry and publicly apologize. Then I guess they draw straws and the unlucky one or two invariably commit suicide to show how really really very sorry they are. And life goes on with the big guys screwing the little guys as SOP in Japan.

In this case, however, this lack of regulation has resulted in a nuclear disaster as bad as Chernobyl. They're still dumping radiation into the ocean at Fukushima...and most people think we're lucky that this is all that happened. In a country that is constantly getting large earthquakes, this scares the shit out of me. Best guesses say that there is a 70% chance of a city-flattening earthquake in the Tokyo area within the next 30 years...and I live just outside of Tokyo. Time to start thinking of an exit strategy, I think.

Oh, and a bit of cool bling.
Check this out. It's the Japan Quake Map site. It maps the Japan earthquake (the one that caused the recent tsunami) from the morning when a few small quakes happened, and through for a few weeks after. It's like watching popcorn popping. The size of the rings are the magnitude, and the color is the depth (the more shallow the quake the more destructive). Just for fun I put a red dot on the pic below so you can see where I am in relation to the main quake.



And for some extra fun, try increasing the playback speed on the top right (looks like DVD controls, but very tiny). Enjoy!